Best Selling Turkey Day Unisex Long Sleeve Accordion Greeting Cards

It's Thanksgiving which means no more worky, only turkey! Kick back, relax and enjoy your time off and your turkey with this funny, sassy, Thanksgiving day design.

This turkey is baked! Ain't nothing wrong with a little devils lettuce before the family feast! Now somebody pass those potatoes!

If you are a proud asexual individual with a silly sense of humor then this design is for you! This Asexual Pride design features the phrase "I've got an ace up my sleeve. It's me. I'm Ace." in the asexual pride flag colors.

Thanksgiving turkey's aren't complete with stuffing after all! Show off your sense of humor with this holiday season with this funny, "Stuff Me Daddy" turkey, Thanksgiving day parody holiday greeting card design.

Why are turkeys so damn thicc?? Get your turkey tummy ready this holiday season with this "Thick Thighs Save Lives" turkey leg tee!

The holidays mean it's time for some wet ass poultry! Show off your WAP with this, "Gobble Me Swallow Me" holiday parody design. Perfect for eating turkey, and celebrating the holidays!

It's Thanksgiving so that big honking chonky turkey is coming! Aw lawd he gobblin'! Show off your love for the "aw lawd he comin" chonk memes by gifting this funny and festive, Thanksgiving themed, big turkey Thanksgiving greeting card!

Get extra cozy this winter with this long wool scarf llama! Perfect for winter, holidays, Christmas, and keeping warm through the season!

This is what cowboys say to people when they want them to adopt a dachshund. This rootin', tootin' design is perfect for fans of cowboy memes, dogs and puns!

Um...Honk! It's turkey season but really it's goose season! Everyone is all about them rude honking geese right now! Show off your excitement for Thanksgiving and love for rude geese by gifting this funny and festive, Turkey acting like a goose Thanksgiving greeting card.

Happy Mother's day to all the mother's of the world! The cutest may be the mother and baby otters though! They just float along hugging all day long! Show your love for your mama with this adorable, otter, Mother's day greeting card.

Mom's put up with all of our crap for as long as we've been alive. Show your love and appreciation for mom and all she's put up with, with this funny, mother's day greeting card.

Mother's day should really be every day but sadly it's not. Though, in the little world of mothers and grandmas it can be as long as you have a nice glass of red wine or white wine. So celebrate yourself every evening in the championship of motherhood with some wine and have a laugh too with this great mother's day shirt.

Hope you have a day! Wish others well or not, or pretty much just be neutral with this funny and sassy "Have A Day" greeting card design.

It's Been a Long Week - Me in the Middle of Monday. Show you're tired of the week even before it's begun with this reluctant 9 to 5 worker inspired design.

Carp some diem with this cute "Seas the Day" design! This cute design is perfect for fans of whales and cute, positive nautical things!

Today has been a day smoking crab. Show that the days of a crustacean are long and hard and you can only find relief through your daily cigarette with this sassy design.

Ew gross, Valentine's day. show off your grumpy, hateful, disgusted side for Valentine's day and anything lovey dove with this sassy, funny, Valentine's day design.

Look festive and naught this St. Patrick's Day with this nsfw, phallic four leaf clover and green beer parody design!

Whoever sets your heart a buzzin' show it off with this Ha-Bee Valentine's Day pun design.

Celebrate St. Patricks day with this adorable animal pun featuring a none other that Saint Ratrick himself! st. paddy's day st patricks day happy saint patricks day animal puns rat jokes rat humor cute rat i love rats rat puns irish st.

Happy Saint Capy's day! Show off your festive side with this cute and festive Saint Patrick's Day, capybara leprechaun design!

Show your favorite father how much you love them this father's day with this, "Happy Fotter's Day" otter gift design! Perfect for loving your dad and animal puns!

Happy Father's Day to my two gay dads! Show off your love and pride in your gay dads and gift them something to truly make them feel love and proud this year with this cute, gay dads, Father's day Pride greeting card design.

Celebrate motherhood under the sea because you're a magical mermom! Show off your mom pride and mermaid love with this, "Happy Mermom's Day" mermaid, mother's day design! mom gifts funny mothers day cool mom im not a regular mom mean girls mothers day puns mom puns mermaid puns mermaid gifts mom humor mothers day gifts mothers day mermaid mom mermom mermaid mermaid greeting card cool mom card mermaid mom.

If you're taking a stab at the life of day trading and have been failing massively but winning sometimes this ironic design is perfect for you!

Happy Moth-er's day. Show your moth mother some love with this luna moth and mother's day inspired design.

Harpy Valentine's Day! Show your love for Valentine's Day and mythical creatures with this design featuring an illustration of Harpies.

It's always valenbrines day around me! Share your bottomless jar of love for pickles (and your partner, maybe) with this adorable valentine's day themed pickle pun!

When you udder out this pun, your mom'll have a cow. Get a chuckle from mom with this funny cow pun that's, dairy say it, quite cheesy.

When you udder out this pun, your mom'll have a cow. Get a chuckle from mom with this funny cow pun that's, dairy say it, quite cheesy.